Verse:
I never seem to find any courses very hard.
I’ve got a string of “A’s” and “B’s” on my record card
But one thing has me frantic –
My life is unromantic.
I don’t know what I can do.
You’ll always find me at the head of every class.
But when it comes to love, I don’t think I would pass.
I’ve captured every honor,
But I can’t find a madonna –
No wonder I’m feeling blue.
Chorus:
My worksheets always balance
With plenty left to spare.
My academic talents
Are quite beyond compare –
It’s so easy to see
I’m away above “B” –
But I’m getting an “F” in romance.
At philo, math and history,
I’m considered quite a whiz –
But love is just a mystery,
And I don’t know what it is.
Tell me, what can I do?
I’ve a perfect I. Q.,
But I’m getting an “F” in romance.
I can give you information
About ancient education –
At psychology, I’m no slouch.
I’m a figure picturesque
When I’m seated at a desk,
But I don’t know what to do when I’m on a couch.
I’ve handed in my thesis
On the works of high finance,
But the female of the species
Won’t give me a second glance –
So I’m taking my mom to the Senior Prom –
‘Cause I’m getting an “F” in romance.